mama said "there'd be days like this"

Soo not kidding! Not thrilled.

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:52:29 -0600

Soo not kidding! Not thrilled.

O no you didn’t! DD is coming to my stomping ground. Omnomnom. I LOVE DUNKIN DONUTS (more than...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:45:23 -0500

O no you didn’t! DD is coming to my stomping ground. Omnomnom. I LOVE DUNKIN DONUTS (more than I should)! Bout time kc!

Mmmmm… Guilty pleaseure anyone?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:39:43 -0500

Mmmmm… Guilty pleaseure anyone?

Are there other types of pirates? I only ever hear about Somali pirates… and they suck at...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:17:24 -0500

Are there other types of pirates? I only ever hear about Somali pirates… and they suck at life. Where are the Johnny Depp pirates?

Just came back to my desk from lunch to find mini bottles of So Co and Vodka chilling in front of my keyboard. No note. Odd, but OK.

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:25:20 -0500

(via overflowing) Delightful!

My huzz is such a racist. He thinks ghosts can only be white.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:48:18 -0500

My huzz is such a racist. He thinks ghosts can only be white.

Please tell me that “jude” is not the new “emma.” If my kid’s name...

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:14:17 -0500

Please tell me that “jude” is not the new “emma.” If my kid’s name breaks the top 20 before he’s 18 i’m changing it!

Call your wife:)

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:45:19 -0500

Call your wife:)

I am sooo proud of you Husband of mine!!!

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:21:18 -0500

I am sooo proud of you Husband of mine!!!

Feels like fall. Sittin outside, pumpkin spice latte in hand, and Jude is picking flowers and...

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:26:51 -0500

Feels like fall. Sittin outside, pumpkin spice latte in hand, and Jude is picking flowers and bringing them to me to smell. Life is good.

PSL

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:26:51 -0500

PSL

8 bucks to get over the GWB! Used to be 5.50! MADNESS!

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:02:27 -0500

8 bucks to get over the GWB! Used to be 5.50! MADNESS!

Just passed the exit for Scranton, PA. Hope i see Dwight Schrute.

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:47:39 -0500

Just passed the exit for Scranton, PA. Hope i see Dwight Schrute.

If the world would cooperate so that i can get a nap for an hour… That would be swell....

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:51:56 -0500

If the world would cooperate so that i can get a nap for an hour… That would be swell. Couldn’t sleep… thx W Wars

How early do you pack for a trip? Night before? ME TOO! Hubby is already making lists for next...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:12:04 -0500

How early do you pack for a trip? Night before? ME TOO! Hubby is already making lists for next Wed… How do we even co-exist in the world?

Now that I have a 1 year old, I should probably stop “eating for two.”

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:35:04 -0500

Now that I have a 1 year old, I should probably stop “eating for two.”

I am sick of camping in my own house! Two days w/o running water is rough-ing it as far as I’m...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:58:29 -0500

I am sick of camping in my own house! Two days w/o running water is rough-ing it as far as I’m concerned!

Previous quote by my straight husband.

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:17:22 -0500

Previous quote by my straight husband.

“I wish i had white teeth, like Miley Cyrus.”

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:17:22 -0500

“I wish i had white teeth, like Miley Cyrus.”

I have a love/hate relationship w/ fingernails and toenails. Mostly hate today… Mind are...

Sun, 09 Aug 2009 10:23:33 -0500

I have a love/hate relationship w/ fingernails and toenails. Mostly hate today… Mind are presently UGG! Need to fix that stat!