September 2011
2 posts
Strawberry soup, sooooo good! (@ Riverwalk Jazz Cafe) http://t.co/pwmWH1jZ
RT @tracyk527: @AmyElizabethC ONE MONTH!!!!!!! WOOT!!!! <3
April 2010
2 posts
Jude is looking for you :)
March 2010
5 posts
Jude and newbie love Muse! they are both dancing like crazy to Resistance :)
With their afghans and baked goods and passive agressive manipulative...
– Eric Petty
It’s like a boob job for sushi!
– Eric Petty
February 2010
1 post
I’m changing my twitter name… any suggestions?
January 2010
5 posts
My nails look fantastic when my hands are cold!
Complaint #566
whitewhine:
My Roomba is basically only good for dragging my socks from one side of my apartment to the other.
-Whine by Michael
Word of the day
amycarr:
artiodactyl
PRONUNCIATION:(ahr-tee-o-DAK-til)
MEANING:adjective: Having an even number of toes on each foot. ETYMOLOGY:From Greek artio- (even in number, perfect) + -dactyl (toed, fingered). The mammal order Artiodactyla is made up of animals such as pig, camel, and giraffe. Those having an odd number of toes are called perissodactyl, from Greek perisso- (uneven, strange). Examples:...
I don’t like that my twitter name sounds dirty. Not the intention. I think I’ll change it. I just really love birthdays!
November 2009
1 post
Soo not kidding! Not thrilled.
October 2009
4 posts
O no you didn’t! DD is coming to my stomping ground. Omnomnom. I LOVE DUNKIN DONUTS (more than I should)! Bout time kc!
Are there other types of pirates? I only ever hear about Somali pirates… and they suck at life. Where are the Johnny Depp pirates?
Just came back to my desk from lunch to find mini...
(via overflowing) Delightful!
September 2009
6 posts
My huzz is such a racist. He thinks ghosts can only be white.
Please tell me that “jude” is not the new “emma.” If my kid’s name breaks the top 20 before he’s 18 i’m changing it!
Call your wife:)
I am sooo proud of you Husband of mine!!!
PSL
Feels like fall. Sittin outside, pumpkin spice latte in hand, and Jude is picking flowers and bringing them to me to smell. Life is good.
August 2009
11 posts
8 bucks to get over the GWB! Used to be 5.50! MADNESS!
Just passed the exit for Scranton, PA. Hope i see Dwight Schrute.
If the world would cooperate so that i can get a nap for an hour… That would be swell. Couldn’t sleep… thx W Wars
How early do you pack for a trip? Night before? ME TOO! Hubby is already making lists for next Wed… How do we even co-exist in the world?
Now that I have a 1 year old, I should probably stop “eating for two.”
I am sick of camping in my own house! Two days w/o running water is rough-ing it as far as I’m concerned!
Previous quote by my straight husband.
“I wish i had white teeth, like Miley Cyrus.”
I have a love/hate relationship w/ fingernails and toenails. Mostly hate today… Mind are presently UGG! Need to fix that stat!
July 2009
17 posts
I just sang myself “Happy Birthday.” Out loud. In my kitchen.
Kegs N Eggs, Westport, 7/22
“Two back-flips in one show? I shake you warmly by the hand, sir.”
Strange! Humans Glow in Visible Light →
hilker:
“The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal.
Past research has shown that the body emits visible light, 1,000 times less intense than the levels to which our naked eyes are sensitive. In fact, virtually all living creatures emit very weak light, which is thought to be a...
Can I still be friends w/ someone who doesn’t know who Jack’s Mannequin is? I suppose I can, but a small peice of me will die. Emo response.
Jack’s Mannequin is playing at Kegs and Eggs this morning. I wish I was there! Stupid work!
Camera man Tim from Whale Wars is super sexy! i’m thinking of starting a fan club. Swoon. Ahhhhh… swoon indeed.
May have had one too many run runners on the lake…. :) Ahhh. Happy. Dizzy. But happy.
Just call me rescue ranger
Off to macy’s to swimsuit shop, i know, i have a problem. Then home for some grill food compliments of hubby @jobcoach13 food makes me :)