mama said "there'd be days like this"

Complaint #566

whitewhine:

My Roomba is basically only good for dragging my socks from one side of my apartment to the other.

-Whine by Michael

Word of the day

amycarr:

artiodactyl

PRONUNCIATION:(ahr-tee-o-DAK-til)

MEANING:adjective: Having an even number of toes on each foot. 

ETYMOLOGY:From Greek artio- (even in number, perfect) + -dactyl (toed, fingered). The mammal order Artiodactyla is made up of animals such as pig, camel, and giraffe. Those having an odd number of toes are called perissodactyl, from Greek perisso- (uneven, strange). Examples: horse, tapir, and rhinoceros. 

USAGE:”Joe Palca: By the way, you may not be aware that the pig is only the second artiodactyl to have its genome sequenced — the cow came first.”
Renee Montagne; Scientists Decode DNA of Domestic Pig; Morning Edition; National Public Radio (Washington, DC); Nov 2, 2009.

I don’t like that my twitter name sounds dirty. Not the intention. I think I’ll change it. I just really love birthdays!

Soo not kidding! Not thrilled.

O no you didn’t! DD is coming to my stomping ground. Omnomnom. I LOVE DUNKIN DONUTS (more than I should)! Bout time kc!

Are there other types of pirates? I only ever hear about Somali pirates… and they suck at life. Where are the Johnny Depp pirates?

Just came back to my desk from lunch to find mini bottles of So Co and Vodka chilling in front of my keyboard. No note. Odd, but OK.

(via overflowing) Delightful!

My huzz is such a racist. He thinks ghosts can only be white.

Please tell me that “jude” is not the new “emma.” If my kid’s name breaks the top 20 before he’s 18 i’m changing it!

Call your wife:)

I am sooo proud of you Husband of mine!!!

PSL